National Hot Dog Day: toppings, even ketchup, ranked

Happy National Hot Dog Day.

Summer is synonymous with hot dog season. The quintessential cuisine that screams Americana.

Now, you would think that with such an iconic part of the U.S. menu, everyone would agree on how to properly dress a dog. Well, spoiler alert: there are strong opinions on the matter. So, buckle up as we boldly attempt to rank the best of the best when it comes to toppings.

Coleslaw - We start with the cool and crunchy coleslaw. Its creamy dressing and crisp shredded cabbage and carrots bring a refreshing and textural dimension to the hot dog experience. The combination of a smoky hot dog and tangy coleslaw creates a harmonious balance that is simply irresistible.

Baked beans - Adding a touch of sweetness and heartiness, we have baked beans. Their smoky, molasses-infused flavors provide a comforting and satisfying accompaniment to the hot dog. This combo is guaranteed to make your taste buds do a little happy dance.

“Chicago Style” - Ah, the regional favorite: the "Chicago Style" hot dog. This iconic creation features a loaded hot dog topped with yellow mustard, chopped onions, bright green relish, tomatoes, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and a sprinkle of celery salt. It's like a flavor explosion that will transport you straight to the Windy City.

Pickled jalapenos - For those who crave a fiery kick, pickled jalapenos are a top choice. These tangy and spicy peppers add a burst of flavor to your hot dog, tantalizing your taste buds with their zesty heat. Each bite becomes an adventure as you savor the fusion of smoky hot dog and bold jalapeno flavors.

Cheese - Let's be real, what's better than a hot dog? A hot dog smothered in melty, gooey cheese! Coming in at number six is cheese, a true indulgence that turns an already tasty treat into a delightfully cheesy masterpiece. Whether it's cheddar, American, or a spicy cheese sauce, the creamy texture and rich flavor of cheese take the hot dog to new heights.

Chili - Brace yourself for some heat because here comes chili! Whether it's a meaty chili con carne or a vegetarian alternative, this spicy and hearty addition takes your hot dog to the next level. The combination of smoky flavors and a touch of spice creates a satisfying and comforting experience.

Ketchup - Ah, the contentious king of condiments: ketchup. Some will claim it as the undisputed champion, while others would rather see their hot dog go naked than defile it with ketchup. Love it or hate it, this sweet and tangy tomato-based goodness is a nostalgic favorite that takes us back to backyard barbecues and ball games. A drizzle of ketchup adds a burst of flavor and satisfies your inner child.

Sauerkraut - Coming in just shy of the podium is sauerkraut, that tangy and fermented cabbage delight. Loved by many, this finely shredded condiment offers a refreshing twist to the traditional hot dog. Its sourness and delightful crunch create a harmonious contrast to the smokiness of the hot dog.

Relish - This top-tier topping is known for its tangy and sweet flavor. Whether you prefer classic dill or succulent sweet, either option enhances the eating experience. Plus, you’ll relish in its crunchy texture and bright green color, which provides a delightful contrast to the hot dog, both texturally and visually.

Onions - In the runner-up spot, we have onions, a classic topping that adds a burst of flavor to your hot dog. Whether you prefer raw diced onions for a crunchy bite or caramelized onions for a sweeter touch, their savory depth and satisfying texture elevate the hot dog experience.

Mustard - And the winner, the undisputed champion of hot dog condiments: mustard. Its tangy, slightly spicy flavor provides the perfect balance for the smoky richness of a well-cooked hot dog. Whether you go for classic yellow mustard or indulge in the sophistication of Dijon, mustard is a timeless choice that adds a delightful zing to any hot dog.

So there you have it, Subset’s definitive ranking of hot dog toppings. Whether you agree or vehemently disagree, one thing is for sure: hot dogs are here to stay, and they're ready to be dressed up in all their controversial glory. Enjoy National Hot Dog Day!